ROHINGYA AT THE CROSS-ROADS: RODENGYA OR ROACHENGYA

"Rohingya", the belied term, which was devised by the immigrant Bengali separatists in order for them to claim as the hybrid race of Arabs was in peril of obliteration. Rumours were afloat that a controversy over the substitute name was resulted from a rift between the Bengali residents of the inner and outer perimeter of the envisaged Islamic freehold. Eventually an online discussion was afoot among the Bengali intelligentsia of the jihadist separatist movement.

Salamalaikum Bengali Brothers,

Something has terribly gone wrong with our Islamist separatist movement. The bumpy ride of "Rohingya" has come to a dead end. Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina of our former homeland, the backbone of the movement, has forsaken us.  She did not use officially the contrived name "Rohingya" anymore, because she knows who we are and where we belong. Moreover, the BBC Burmese Section, once staunch supporter of our cause, in a complete reverse of its policy, dropped the same name in favor of the term, Burmese Muslims. The authorities in the neighboring countries, such as Thailand and Malaysia referred to us as Burmese nationals.

Newt Gingrich, former House Speaker and a contender for the Republican Presidential candidate pronounced that the Palestinians, who made attempts to create a separate State, were invented people. He said they were in fact Arabs and historically part of Arab community.  On the contrary, we, who nicknamed ourselves" Rohingya", deceitfully claimed to being the Arab descent. In reality, we are Bengalis and part of the Chittagonian community.  But, reality asides, we are determined not to admit as being Bengalis lest we should be treated as foreigners; hence deprived ourselves of a Muslim freehold.

Now the question is what shall we call ourselves, that is, what the next name would be like?  Keeping in line with our social system of mass breeding, and given the mass stealthy infiltration, the most logical name in my wise opinion is definitely either the Rodengya (Rodents+gya)  or the Roachengyas (Roaches+gya), which is not only complementary to the disgraced name "Rohingya" but also attunes to the preposterous claim we made inconsistently about our proliferating numbers.

I have no doubt in my mind that you all will receive with deep respect my superb conception since I am a great professor, exclusively trained in human rights affairs of my own people. None the less, I am reluctantly humbled myself to listen to any stupid idea if one of you, among the pig-headed lot, dares to tax my patience.

Br.Abu-LAIR, Ph.D.

Professor of Human Rights for Islamist Secessionists

Chairman, Anti-Rohingya Netizens Organization ( ARNO)

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Dr. Abu-LIAR Bai,

I am greatly impressed by the invention of the nomenclatures of Rodengya and Roachengya, which you formulated intelligently based on the concept of biology and social customs. Your invention has prompted me to rejuvenate the long smoldering conceptual analysis of the behavior and practice of sexuality of our virile cultural traditions, which apparently aimed at generating the multiplication of breeding. The atrocious reality is that we have been brought up to lead a lustful life, indulging the chauvinistic male species with the right to marry four wives.  However, given the incoherent claims on our part about the accelerated growth of population, the four-wife tenet is no more effectual to help tally the irrational mathematics of demographic proliferation unless the  pro rata  of four wives is substituted with the prerogative privilege  of having  more than four wives, perhaps not excluding minors. 

All the same, there is one problem. To add more sex slaves to the harem, exceeding the existing quota of four is bound to spark outcry from the Western human rights maniacs who would demonize us as being immoral. And the worst scenario could be that we all might end up before the International Criminal Court (ICC) for abuse of women, being pedophiles and crime against humanity, riposting us with our own motto.  But I have not the slightest doubt that the Western idiots can be pacified, as it has always been, netting them with the Sharia Finance.

Then and there my brainstorm animates the genetic engineering project patterned after the doctrine of biogenesis, which is generation of living organisms from other living organisms.  In my case, human organism is to be developed from organism of same individual, which is hermaphrodite. For the benefit of Madrasa students I must put it in the plain language that every one of us, both sexes, will undergo trans-sexual surgical operation in order for him or her to have both male and female productive organs in the same individual, like the earthworm.  The procedure will not only accelerate the population growth but make all of us, women inclusive, equal and no one would be more equal than others. It is the only way to carry through our preponderant claim having  cloned  individually and incorporated into a community of our own ethnicity; no more monkeying others'  so that we, the arrogant  narcissists  of  Bengali breed, are not held up to mockery. I most honestly believe that my conception will greatly enhance our efforts to outnumber the indigenous Moghe/Rakhaing (Arakanese) leading to the hypostatization of the Muslim freehold.

Br. Halah Mohammed, Ph.D.

Professor of Bio-ethics, Rohingya Sufi Organization ( RSO)

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All Bengali Brothers,

I am filled with dismay at your impetuous obstinacy clinging onto the defiled term "Rohingya". While the intelligent few can grasp the wisdom of my concept some brainless individuals expressed strong dissent of the invented names Rodengya and Roachengya, which they regarded not being the genus Homo but animalistic equalization. As all of you will realize that my invention was based on the doctrine of mass breeding as per our social system and given the wild spread infestation we already had redounded.  The mammal or otherwise, keep in mind that we encroached upon a foreign land and grew in numbers to ensconce slyly to a monolithic community having excluded ourselves from the mainstream society.  Therefore, there should not arise any dissention about my immutable conception.  The most I can compromise myself is with the selection of Rodengya over Roachengya; and I propose that our future freehold is to be   known as Emirate of Rodensia.  Why is it Emirate? Let us not forget the Arab funding, the life line of our separatist movement.  Unless we put them in the best light we would be like the fish out of water. I believe that there will be dissension and even acrimonious bickering in some quarters about the use of Emirate.

Dr. Abu-LIAR, Eminent Professor.

Chairman of ARNO

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Br. Ali-LAIR and  Br. Halah Mohammed,

I am obliged to bring to your kind attention that apart from all our fabricated stories and falsified claims, there was one  more silly contention that the term "Rohingya" originated from the Arabic word "Raham" meaning sympathy, shown upon the Arab castaways  by the Moghe king of old Arakan.  In my opinion it is none other than exaltation of the nobility of an infidel to the utmost indignation of our pride and dignity. How ridiculous is this story, but what is more loathsome is that the people who are infatuated with the awe of Arab grandeur are taking it seriously. Just think of the name Arakan, which we brazenly claimed the Arabic. Based on the foregoing assumption, the Arab seamen in question might have been so overwhelmed by the nobility of the Moghe king that they considered him worthy of reverence as an Arahant /Arhan, which  in Pali is a person who has achieved the highest stage of perfection in Theravada Buddhism.  The word Arakan therefore seems to have derived from the word Arahant. To associated with the term Arakan is to associate with Buddhism, hence to offend our own religion. So it is a deadly sin.

The problem is we have long been making fool of ourselves aping the Arab attribute. Why are we so impassioned about the Arabs?  All aspect of our life, such as the belief, the fake ethnicity and even the name of our dream freehold is anointed with the Arab identity.  Honestly speaking, at the same time we have pretended not to be knowing that the Arabs never acknowledged us part of them despite we blatantly insisted on the claim to being their kin.  They could no longer tolerate piracy of their identity. As a matter of fact, the Arabs disgusted us so much so that they consolidated into a secret clique called ARAB, in order that we could no longer abuse Arab identity nor we ever dare to utter the word Arab.  You know what they meant by the acronym ARAB?  It stands for Anti-Rohingya Action Brotherhood (Fraternity). The Arab superiority has made us inferior in fidelity. We embraced their religion in the false hope of equality only to be looked down as the servile class in their midst, having thrown out at us a fistful of handouts occasionally. The duplicity in their dealing with us has long been apparent, now it is unmistakable with the internment and public execution in the holiest place.  The obstinate illusion of the Arab blood should be put to an end.  The charade should now be stopped. We should disclaim anything attributed to the Arabs.

There is one more question about the name Rodensia which evidently is the imitation of Malaysia. The people of that nation who are Muslin converts themselves like us degraded the fellow immigrants to the level of pan handlers. They have nothing in common with us to duplicate them except the religion and the fact that we both were previously subjugated by the British Imperialists, who on the other hand, called us Chittagonians after the place wherefrom we were imported to work as coolies in the rice industry. Were it not for the British colonialists we could not have landed en mass on the Moghe soil. Basically, the British colonialists are at the root of all the woes we are going through our life.

Br.Nazir Ahmad, Ph.D., President,

Bengali Refugee Organization of the United Kingdom (BROUK) 

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Brs. Bengali Professors,

I have deep respect for your academic qualifications and unquestionable ability to influence our people in molding attitudes against our enemies. To my amazement, you all have become unbeatable champions in the craft how to get nasty and personal with the Moghe, having accused them as xenophobes, racists, bigots and hatemongers just because they happened to question the validity of duplicitous assertions we disseminated in a stream of misleading and falsified accounts about history and ethnicity, despite mountains of evidence to the contrary to our claims. In fact we are the ones who ought to be bashed on with such despicable epithets for the rants made against them. Our disingenuousness knows no bounds. We slandered about them at one point and allured them at another; a sick joke in deed. The Moghe might be half-educated or have no academic training as we arrogantly held them in contempt, but they are not that dumb to buy our insincere overture. This is the unfathomable folly on the part of self-elevated academics.

There is a saw, "crocodile tears" which comes from the old belief that crocodiles shed tears while eating the creatures they have caught. We can't be soothing the Moghe while we masticate them to the bone. The crocodiles snap at their prey from under water, so did we make attempt to grasp their land cunningly. They have nothing to negotiate with or make any compromise to us in order to give away part of their land.  We should henceforth stop the blatant duplicity, which is now getting flak even among the Westerners, who out of ignorance, at one time believed what we claimed to be the Arab hybrids, the race  that never was, and the history which had  never been written. We have just not exhausted all silly whims that can be fabricated but run out of Western morons who recycled our fictions. What we do now, just resort to vulgarism?

Another stupid tactics was to pit the Moghe against the Burmese or conversely. Our attacks were just not directed exclusively to the Moghe but the Burmese inclusive. Often times we made ludicrous accusation of the Mohge as collaborators with the Military regime whom we labeled as perpetrators of human rights. The irony is that in a twist of event, some quarters shamelessly put up a petition for mercy to the Burmese authorities, whom we assailed with criminal allegations. We beseeched manipulatively support of the Westerners, who out of abject fear of political correctness, cravenly connived at attempting to bring the regime before the ICC on the charges of crimes against humanity. While imposing ourselves in the vision of the Islamic freehold we sought alliance with other religious groups. Sadly, some were more interested in using us to promote their own purposes. It was unpalatable alliance. Who is using who? Regrettably, we are getting our due. The hooliganism and outright lies had eroded our credibility. People around the world did not cuddle us let alone to welcome to their lands. We were excoriated internationally for the link to the al-Qaeda and Taliban, who in fact were no better either. They discriminated against us having segregated racially and deployed as porters and human shields in the mine-fields of the Afghan wars against the infidel invaders.

Br. Saddit Khan, Ph.D.

Professor of Rohingya Affairs    

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All Bengali Brothers,

I must confess that I am chagrined at the failure to steer the discussion into a more pleasant atmosphere but, unfortunately it went wild.  The core arguments emerging from it are centered on two circumstantialities. The first is bigotry against the Moghe following our characteristic to place blames on others, and in this regard, poring hostility and hatred on them who raised legitimate concerns about the Islamic infiltration and Islamization of their homeland. I am shocked at the vicious attacks taken place on the Internet rife with intense rage, naked racism and accusation of contempt of our faith, the tactics meant to demonize and silence the critics of our separatist movement.  Secondly, the sentimental exhortation as to the vexing problem of the claims we made about our ethnicity and history.

But the greater problem now is that the discussion over how to identify ourselves has polarized our superlative academics. Let us not engage in dissension and obstinacy. You all know that Islam spread through sword. Accordingly, we did make in vain an attempt through the jihadist Mujtahid uprising, which we continue under a different brand. And it is also true that mass infiltration and demographic proliferation is the ultimate weapon to accelerate the Islamic conquest of the world. In that we are undeniably successful due in part to the British Masters who enabled us to infiltrate and also our own mass breeding methods, strait out of the book, which facilitated us to generate a self-segregated community. But we are lacking one thing. It is the status and recognition of us as a race. The only solution to this is the adoption of the term Rodengya, which is conducive to our rate of breeding and untenable numbers. It is cardinal that we should practice polygamy more than ever.

Don't be complicit in the deceit longer. Time has come for action. Let us adopt the name Rodengya and baptize the envisaged Muslim freehold as Emirate of Rodensia, which as we previously pledged will ultimately be federated with our former homeland after having wiped out all the Moghe. May Allah help the Rodengya genesis go global in the days ahead with more immigrants reaching on the shores of the multiculturalist nations in the West, especially the land of our old Colonial Masters, where we already have nestled and established a community of our own known as the Bengali Refugees Organization of the United Kingdom (BROUK), which would do anything to mobilize support of the godfathers in the efforts to realize our pipe dream.

Dr. Abu-LAIR, Eminent Professor.

Chairman of ARNO

P. S.

The most obtrusive blunder we ever made was that we claimed ourselves the aborigines of old Arakan despite the fact that we contemptuously called the same land MOGHE MULLUK, the land of notorious Moghe/Rakhaings (Arakanese). It is the self-confessed evidence of who we are and wherefrom we originated. But, let me repeat this, we shall never admit that we are foreign elements of Bengali strain; never ever admit, period!

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 By Maung Tha Hla

Rakhaing Guardian